Ok a few years ago my niece got me to watch an episode of Spongebob Squarepants with her. I have got to say are you kidding me.... This is a kids cartoon....maybe i'm just reading too much into it but just from one episode this is what i got.
Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge
A Sponge is a form of contraceptive
He likes to catch Jellyfish
A Contraceptive likes to catch Sperm
Squidworth looks like a french tickler
Patrick looks like a Butt Plug
So here we have two sex toys
Mr. Krabs is a crab so here we have a
venerial diesese
Mr. Krabs sells Krabby patties in his store
the Krusty Krab so basically he is canabalising his
own children
Then you have Sandy Cheeks so I guess we were having sex in the sand
Hence having Sandy Cheeks
and all of this takes place in Binkini Bottom
Guess she gets a lot of action
Mrs. Puff well I guess her name explains what she likes to do
And remember if you go too low you will hit Rock Bottom, the only way to get there is a vertical road that takes you into a deep dark trench, looks to me like you are sliding down the crack, but in the end you basically end up in the asshole.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Tanning Tax
This is an email that I recieved today:
I was speaking with a very intelligent man that I know today, and he pointed out something of interest to me. While I was aware of the new 10% tax on tanning salons, I hadn’t given it much thought. I mean, I don’t patronize tanning salons, so what would I care right? Well, my friend asked me to tell him who goes into tanning salons. Hmmmm. Let’s see – well, people who want a tan right? People who need a tan. People with pasty skin. Light skinned people are the only people, in any number, who would ever go into a tanning salon. So, this is really a tax on light skinned people and yet I don’t recall hearing any outcry from the media. Imagine that. If Congress passed, and light skinned president signed, any bill that targeted people of color - there would be a poop storm of Biblical proportion. I guess it’s only racism when light skinned people do it. At least I got that all figured out now and I can move on .No, I’m not making it up:
http://money.cnn.com/2010/03/24/news/economy/tanning_tax/
Does anyone find this a bit messed up?
I was speaking with a very intelligent man that I know today, and he pointed out something of interest to me. While I was aware of the new 10% tax on tanning salons, I hadn’t given it much thought. I mean, I don’t patronize tanning salons, so what would I care right? Well, my friend asked me to tell him who goes into tanning salons. Hmmmm. Let’s see – well, people who want a tan right? People who need a tan. People with pasty skin. Light skinned people are the only people, in any number, who would ever go into a tanning salon. So, this is really a tax on light skinned people and yet I don’t recall hearing any outcry from the media. Imagine that. If Congress passed, and light skinned president signed, any bill that targeted people of color - there would be a poop storm of Biblical proportion. I guess it’s only racism when light skinned people do it. At least I got that all figured out now and I can move on .No, I’m not making it up:
http://money.cnn.com/2010/03/24/news/economy/tanning_tax/
Does anyone find this a bit messed up?
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