Friday, July 30, 2010

Lincoln - Kennedy Conspiracy

The Lincoln - Kennedy Conspiracy Theory
 
  • Lincoln and Kennedy both have 7 letters in their last name
  • Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846, Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946
  • Lincoln was elected President in 1860, Kennedy was elected President in 1960
  • War was thrust upon Lincoln and Kennedy almost immediately after inauguration
  • Lincoln and Kennedy both ordered the Treasury to print it’s own money
  • Lincoln gave African Americans freedom and legalized equality, Kennedy enforced equality for African Americans
  • Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address on Nov 19, 1863, Kennedy was assassinated on Nov 22, 1963, almost 100 years to the day
  • Lincoln and Kennedy were both loved by the common people and hated by the establishment
  • Andrew Johnson was born in 1808, Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908
  • Lincoln was succeeded, after assassination, by Vice-President Johnson, Kennedy was succeeded, after assassination, by Vice-President Johnson
  • Lincoln and Kennedy were both shot in the head from a bullet that entered from behind
  • Both Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson’s names have 13 letters
  • Lincoln and Kennedy both were sitting by their wives when they were shot
  • Rathbone, who was with Lincoln when he was shot, was injured, Connally, who was with Kennedy when he was shot was also injured
  • Both Rathbone and Connally’s names have 8 letters
  • A Lincoln staffer Miss Kennedy told him not to go to the Theater. A Kennedy staffer Miss Lincoln, told him not to go to Dallas
  • Lincoln and Kennedy’s wives held their husbands head in their lap after they were shot
  • Lincoln and Kennedy were both shot on a Friday
  • Both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot in the back of the head
  • Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theatre and Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln made by Ford Motor Company
  • Lincoln’s bodyguard was away from his post at the door of the President’s box at the theatre, Kennedy’s bodyguards were away from their posts on the running boards of the President’s car
  • Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran to a warehouse, Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theatre
  • Lincoln’s assassin had a three names, John Wilkes Booth, Kennedy’s assassin had three names, Lee Harvey Oswald
  • John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald each have 15 letters
  • John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839, Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939
  • Neither Lincoln nor Kennedy died immediately after being shot
  • Lincoln died in Petersen’s House, Kennedy died in Parkland Hospital, Both places have the initials P.H.
  • Booth and Oswald were both shot in police custody before going to trial
  • Kennedy’s funeral was modeled after Lincoln’s funeral
  • Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson were both heavy drinkers
  • It is believed that Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson knew that Lincoln and Kennedy were going to be assassinated
  • Days before Lincoln was assassinated he told his wife about a dream he had where he was going to be assassinated, Kennedy told his wife and friends a few hours before he was assassinated that it would be easy for someone to assassinate him from the crowd
  • After Lincoln was shot the telegraph system went down, After Kennedy was shot the telephone system went down
  • Kennedy’s Father had been the Ambassador to England at the Court of St. James, Lincoln’s son became the Ambassador to England at the Court of St. James
  • Lincoln and Kennedy were the two greatest Presidents of the Nation
  • Lincoln and Kennedy’s wives both tastefully and expensively re-decorated the White House
  • Lincoln and Kennedy both loved great literature and could recite poetry by heart
  • Both had young children while living at the White House
  • Lincoln’s sons had ponies they rode on the White House grounds, Kennedy’s daughter had a pony she rode on the White House grounds
  • Lincoln and Kennedy both had a child die while living at the White House
  • Lincoln had two sons, Robert and Edward. Edward died young Robert lived on, Kennedy had two brothers named Robert and Edward. Robert died young and Edward lived on
  • Lincoln and Kennedy let their children run and play in their office
  • Abraham was the first name of the man who filmed Kennedy’s murder in the Lincoln
  • The man running alongside Kennedy’s car snapping pictures was a salesman who sold Lincolns
  • Kennedy bought a Virginia home that was the 1861 Civil War headquarters of Lincoln’s first General-in-Chief, McClellan
  • Jefferson Davis was the name of the President of the Confederate States while Lincoln was President of the Union States, Jefferson Davis Tippit was the name of the police officer killed allegedly by Kennedy’s alleged assassin
  • Lincoln and Kennedy were both famous for their wit and telling hilarious stories
  • Lincoln was sitting in a rocking chair at Ford’s Theatre when he was shot, Kennedy had a special rocking chair he sat in at the White House, Henry Ford bought the rocking chair Lincoln died in and put it in his museum in Dearborn
  • Kennedy’s seat he was sitting in when he was shot is also in the museum
  • John Kennedy is the name of a character in a 1951 movie about a detective traveling by train to thwart the assassination of President Lincoln, John Kennedy is the name of the real-life detective who traveled in the train with President Lincoln in 1860 to thwart his assassination

9 comments:

  1. Lincoln and Kennedy were not even close to the best presidents in history.

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  2. Yeah they were you idiot.

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  3. That's completely an opinion and if yours is different, that's okay.

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  4. shut the hell up both of you

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  5. Why cant we be friends, why can't we be friends?

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  6. I'm sorry but why didnt you explain why you believe they are wrong? Like whats been said in the description of your blog.

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  7. I'm just confused on why he/she thinks that they weren't good presidents

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