Friday, July 23, 2010

Spongebob Squarepants

Ok a few years ago my niece got me to watch an episode of Spongebob Squarepants with her.  I have got to say are you kidding me.... This is a kids cartoon....maybe i'm just reading too much into it but just from one episode this is what i got. 

Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge
A Sponge is a form of contraceptive
He likes to catch Jellyfish
A Contraceptive likes to catch Sperm
Squidworth looks like a french tickler
Patrick looks like a Butt Plug
So here we have two sex toys
Mr. Krabs is a crab so here we have a
venerial diesese
Mr. Krabs sells Krabby patties in his store
the Krusty Krab so basically he is canabalising his
own children
Then you have Sandy Cheeks so I guess we were having sex in the sand
Hence having Sandy Cheeks
and all of this takes place in Binkini Bottom
Guess she gets a lot of action
Mrs. Puff well I guess her name explains what she likes to do
And remember if you go too low you will hit Rock Bottom, the only way to get there is a vertical road that takes you into a deep dark trench, looks to me like you are sliding down the crack, but in the end you basically end up in the asshole.

70 comments:

  1. You're not the only one who noticed. A lot of coincidents in that cartoon; along with array of Modernized television. It keeps you distracted from the real world. 20/30 years ago, shit even 10. Before you ever had these 100 plus channel networks , you had basic cable. The shows and options you have today keep you distracted from what's going on in the world. Not as many people watch the news anymore. Even the paper is going out of style. Why bother when you have the Internet? Which also is another conspiracy in itself.

    We are being so misled by modern day: tv/ movies/Hollywood Reality's, (which are fantasy's for the other 90% of us.) I'm only 20 and I realize what's starting to occur.

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  2. Wtf? Total bullshit...how about you stop looking to find a twist to everything and just enjoy the fuckin tv show! Stating random bullshit "theories" doesn't make this (or anything you say) a conspiracy

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    1. But no matter what you look at there is a twist in it. You really don't have to look to find it.

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    2. I LOVE SPONGEBOB MESS WITH HIM MESS WITH ME!!!! ASSCRACKS

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    3. you guys are right. that was complete shit. that man must have a terrinle point of view if he can make spongebob dirty. He's a complete ASSHOLE.

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    4. Agreed. Get your mind out of the gutter, I had to look up two words that I believe should not be reffered to two innocent cartoon characters.

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    5. Look ! Let People Think What They Think ! If People Feel That The Show Is Inappropriate Let Em Think It ! For Gods Sake , I'm 13 Years Old And I'm Not Acting Half As Childish As You Bastards ! CHILL THE FUCK OUT !

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  3. Wow... just wow. You have the most godawful perverted mind there is. It's a children's cartoon.

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  4. maybe.youre just sex crazed.

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  5. get a lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  6. i agree i think your right all the haters go f themselves it is a dirty show

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    1. Its only dirty because your thinking dirty. I don't see why people have to f themselves

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    2. look people...Tv is for entertainment...Books is for knowledge. anyways...LISTEN UP the illuminati controls everything...even the TV!! NICKOLODEON has satanic symbols...in one episode of spongebob they had masonic lodges/clubs. They also had symbols. dont trust ANYTHING that the TV(government) puts infront of you. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

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    3. Calm the eff down, I see illuminati symbols everywhere, and it hasn't done anything to me. The fact that we notice them means they aren't subliminal, and are thus harmless. SBSP is a harmless kids show with some adult jokes/references in it to make it more enjoyable for all the parents forced to watch it with their kids.

      This "theory" is utter bull -_-

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    4. Tired of people saying Illuminati control everything. Read "Rulers of evil" by F. Tuper Saussy if you want some recorded FACTS about who is really in control.

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  7. It's worshipped by four year olds and they talk about really deep stuff like nuclear war. I saw it airing on nickelodeon network for kids. It's on youtube. play it backwards and you get Russian messages. There brainwashing our kids!!!!!

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    1. Can you speak Russian or do you have selective hearing?

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  8. It's call adult humor. Pretty much they put it in every cartoon, but so that kids don't see it but the adults do. There for keeping both the kids and parents entertained. Everyone SHOULD know that. I'm 15 and i knew that since i was 9. Cause my parents told me.
    But i do enjoy it when i'm watching a cartoon and i see one of the adult humors in it and i think, "How did i not see this when i was littler?"
    Spongebob Squarepants is the most adult humor filled kids show i have ever seen.
    It doesn't mean you have a dirty mind.

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    1. Or you have a dirty mind too.

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    2. Animaniacs has waaaay more. The most obvious one in that show was the finger prints joke.

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    3. Well, when I was younger some jokes made no sense to me. And yes, I'll admit, the 2000 generation is extremely dirty and, well, f*cked up. Since I'm living with such a screwed up generation (born in '98) I know some sexual things that I wish I didn't. Thanks a bunch, public school! But some jokes are extremely obvious to older people. A lil earlier than wanted or expected lately. But, they are noticeable. Adults have dirty minds. They're older, they're supposed to. So it's not that kids themselves are dirty, it's that someone f*cked up and now 7/8th graders are learning too early. We're more mature in a sexual sense. I personally wish I wasn't. But, I'm proud to admit that I don't do ANY of the things my fellow classmates do. (14, freshman)

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  9. That's because Spongebob was actually intended for Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. It wasn't adult enough so it still qualified as a kids' show. So they just stuck it on Nickelodean. Haven't you noticed that the show has had less adult humor as it as progressed? That's because the older episodes were written for Adult Swim

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    1. That makes sense.

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    2. Just one problem: Spongbob came out in 1999, adult swim came out in 2001

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    3. They always write the shows before the network comes out. So of course it would be released early cause it was prolly finished by then. Why wouldn't you have episodes finished before they air the networks then you would have anything to watch. Pretty commen sense I think.

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  10. false. there is no possible way that you could have gathered this vast amount of information from one episode of spongebob squarepants. mrs. puff, sandy cheeks, and rock bottom have never been in the same episode and thus i render this explanation of the charactors invalid.

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  11. This is so true. Mind blowing. Soooo true. follow me on twitter.. @lamiejongshore

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  12. False you just have a dirty mind.

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  13. Duh! Not only that but squidward is gay enough for all of us !diversity is beautiful and so is laughing at sex as opposed to shining it, s.s is so made to make the most of life and love and friends and having fun with all of it . Some parents don't let there kids watch it and its amazing some parents even give a shit what there kids do . And for christ sake they used to play ren and stimpy!!!

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  14. I understand this crazy interpretation of yours, it does make sense. But some of it sounds like rude silly jokes people at my school would think of, like spongebob being a contraceptive catching jellyfish: sperm? LOL
    I like this still!

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  15. its his own own opinion i think its a very dirty show it lowers kids attension spanss and sponge bob is supose to be a adult show but it was moved to a kids cartoon

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  16. Spongebob was originally supposed to be a dirty show on Adult Swim, but I guess that didn't happen so they settled for a kid's show a Nick . . . just with a whole lot of sexual innuendo.

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  17. Okay, while this would totally makes sense in a sex-filled world (which I guess is pretty much the Internet), I think that you are overthinking it a little (way) too much. If you really look into things, every TV show could be made dirty. Also, SpongeBob was originally intended for Adult Swim, hence the name Bikini Bottom and Sandy Cheeks. The whole thing you said about SpongeBob being a contraceptive catching the sperm (jellyfish) is rediculously overthought. So is the thing about Mrs. Puff. They named her that because she's a pufferfish, not because she likes to give BJs! Plus, I agree with the person who said that you couldn't have deduced this from one single episode, so either you are way too obsessed with this and you've secretly been doing research about it, or you accidentally put down the "one episode" thing because you were too obsessed with it. Either way, you need to let it go... it's a damn kids' show, they're not going to think of these things!!

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  18. My question for you...is how do you know what a french tickler and a butt plug are? Seriously... your "theory" sounded like COMPLETE bullcrap. Everyone puts stupid perverted messages in kids movies...the original Lion King had SEX written in the stars...and Aladdin had the bee saying more perverted things in the princesses ear. Kids didnt catch it...adults did..and it didnt start a huge "conspiracy theory"..disney wasnt hung by their balls and persecuted. They just removed it from future versions of the films. I feel bad for that little girl you watched Spongebob with...while she was enjoying watching Spongebob...catching jellyfish...your mind was twisting it into a disguisting and evil show. You sound like that twisted church that says "thank God our children arent watching the show upside down...sponge bobs face looks like his eyes are balls and his nose is a semi erect penis"...REALLY...All i think is whoever wrote that from a church...needs deliverance....ive turned my head over 10x and dont see it unless I seriously focus and think of what they said. I am a mother of a 10mo old little boy who loves Spongebob. I think the show has only a couple things adults notice...but its funny. Not ruining my child. And Im referring to things like Spongebob getting a invitation and its smudged...he says "some ppl dont understand the physical limitations to life under sea" and then says "oh well lets put it in the fire"... things I say...omg so stupid to..not Krabs in the Bikini Bottom... and also...Patrick looks like a starfish. Spongebobs parents look like sea sponges..but he looks like a dish sponge. Mrs. Puff is a Blowfish...ooooo so peverted... Mr.Krabs sells Krabby patties because its his secret recipe... so they are his patties.. not because they are made from Crabs you idiot. Oh and God forbid the Sponge catches Jellyfish..He also Dances with them...shoot...so bad. Oh gosh...and Squidward... the SQUID with a face... is a depressed mean "french tickler"...
    I think this all comes down to .... YOU need some serious Counseling...and you need God in your life. Your mind is so sick... Its really disturbing. I feel bad for your future children. As for me... my son laughs and loves Spongebob.. its his favorite... and Im having him a twisted sex infrazed 1st birthday party...NO...he is having a Spongebob party... with the innocence of the show that him and I see...

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    1. Ahh boo hoo. I need counseling nah I just observe the obvious. At least I don't hide my identity lol

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    2. BOO HOO???? She is not crying she is stating the obvious! And I will NOT hide my identity! My name is Jackie Derrick, and I will say it right now,you are TWISTED. This show, is not in any way, perverted. I have seen political messages in it. But as far as a sponge and a jellyfish having some sort of sexual meaning, you should really get a life. Why don't you ask your niece what a sponge is, what jelly is, what a french tickler is, and the best yet, what a butt plug is? If she knows, I can guarantee you she did NOT learn it from sponge bob! You are sick and probably teach your niece sick things, if I were her mother YOU would NOT ever be left alone with her!!! YOU SICK PERVERT!!!

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    3. Why is god always bought up? hes not even real hes a character lile spongebob but it is a dirty show it was made for adult swim spongebob and patrick were suppose to be gay lovers do research before decideing someones wrong.

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  19. Lots of shows now-a-days like adventure time are obvious about the adult humor but in older shows like spongebob its not as obvious. This person does not need seirois counseling like some comments above this have stated, this person just noticed what you failed to notice. Stop being two year olds and if you don't like it and think its perverted then don't read it. Simple as that :) its not complete bull, the show was made for spike tv with lots more obvious adult references so when it was edited for nick. it was "cleaned up". Its not all twisted sex though, it alldepends on how you look at it :) so before another person goes complaining, its just a theory. There's no 100% truth to this so its okay, breath easy, and just view it however you want to view it :) (by the way, some of you commenters need to fix your crammer. I'm not a crammer Nazi but wow... some of this is really bad)

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  20. Squidward**

    That's all I need to say here. -_-" *sigh* These stupid cartoon "theories."

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  21. I think you my dear are a sex starved hag, that has nothing better to do then point the wrong thing out in spongebob squarepants, everyone knows that this cartoon is obviously ran by FEMA.....lol....

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  22. You said you only got this from one episode, but the only main characters that appear on "Rock Bottom" are Spongebob and Patrick. What can I say, I used to watch this show when I was a kid (I hate it now though).

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  23. XD i see you 0.0

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  24. this is a fucked up theory

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  25. I grew up watching this show from episode one and at the time I Didn't think anything of it. I loved it actually but now I go back and watch the original episodes on Netflix and there's a huge difference. The ones back then are actually cleaner and more children appropriate than today's. Today's episodes don't even make sense and the story lines are stupid. Yea you catch a sexual reference every once in a while but it makes it funny for the older audiences.

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  26. Do you see all sea stars and squids as sex toys?
    Krabby patties is the name of the burger but doesn't mean his a cannibal.
    Sponges do live in the sea. It would be wrong for a fish character to be fishing
    Thats why they chose jelly"fish"
    Some towns do have crazy names, in this case bikini bottom

    Your just looking at the show from a different age perspective

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  27. So are you saying that you see sea stars and squids as sex toys?
    Jelly "fish" your missing the point! They live in the sea.
    Krabby patties is the name of the burger! His daughters a whale!
    Mrs puff is a puffer fish!
    Sandys cheeks is because she likes to smile, who said anything about sex in sand?
    Clearly you think dirty and not like an adult! Even if there are be mature about it

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  28. Well... it can't be considered dirty or anything in that way, because even if it is like you say it (which to be honest, I rather doubt), it is the same as sub-text.

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  29. The show was developed for Nickelodeon in 1997 after Rocko's Modern Life ended (which the Spongebob creator worked on). Not Spike (not even a network until 2003) nor Adult Swim (created in 2001). Yes, there may be a few hidden jokes for adults, but most cartoons in the past twenty years do. One last thing, the town is supposed to be beneath Bikini Atoll (look it up) hence the name Bikini Bottom.

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  30. what an idiot lol. you are stretching this so far out. pervert.

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  31. He's not dirty minded or disgusting, he's being observational, he notices things, and there's nothing you or the next guy can do about it. People think, hes just sharing his opinion, he has right, and so do you, I don't think anyone appreciates being told that what they see is disgusting and perverted. Almost every tv show will have a theory behind it, its not necessarily true, but its better than sitting and watching meaningless television. Some people like a deeper meaning to their television.

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  32. It is his opinion. If you don't agree, fuck off.

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  33. hey, if thats what you see in spongebob, then you need to clean out your head

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  34. Complete bullshit.

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  35. Hey, he doesnt have a dirty mind! one of the above comments is right...it is adult filled cartoon soo it keeps the children happy without knowing anything..and the parents entertained. YES even i have seen/herd things on spongebob that seemed abit humerous in an ADULT way but my child had no clue.

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  36. I watched it as I was a child as well as several friends I have today. This show is really manipulating, if you watch this as a child you get brainwashed after a few minutes of watching
    the crazy laughters and the pointless acts; it kinda knocks out some part of your mind. But that´s like many "cartoons" are...

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  37. one quick question if you guys are so sick of the conspiracy why did you come here...? I like them their fun :D your talking about get a life at least trying to prove a point your just venting on someone go somewhere else you no life bully

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  38. I agree with a few of the above comments, some of the things in his theory are correct and others are far-fetched, but it's his opinion so if you don't like it, why comment?

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  39. Look; this cartoon is in no way shape or form sexual. Your just perverted and looking for things. Not only that but one; the krusty krab does not sell crab meat or 'cannabalize', the restaurant is just named after Mr.Krabs (ex. McDonalds was an actual human, surprise!). Two; what happens when you sit at the beach? you get sandy cheeks, yeesh. Three; they call mr. krabs that name because he's a CRAB. And lastly, I don't know how you even know what certain sex toys look like- I sure as hell haven't seen or even heard of them ever. So yeah, that's all I have to say ;D

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    1. look in your moms nightstand for your sex toys

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  40. Oh, its sexual and morbid for sure. All you people who say its not are either ignorant,retarded, or choose to be blind to the facts. I mean, there's a character called the Hash Slinging Slasher. Break it down.... Hash= a type of drug. Slinging= selling drugs. Slasher= killer. So he's the killer drug dealer to bikini bottom. Just one of the many non coincidences in spongeboob squarepots.

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  41. its true , look at mr crabs eyelids , they are condoms

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  42. sponge lives in bikini bottom with crabs

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  43. Best cartoon ever!!I love that Glove World's in Rock Bottom.. Good Stuff. & PS. Patrick is an asshole..Starfish=Asshole.
    HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR PEOPLE. Smoke a joint or something.

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  44. I don't think he has a perverted mind...

    There used to be a LOT of subliminal messages, mainly in the first 3 seasons.

    Everything he's stated is clear as day. People literally started to believe this may've been originally intended to be a show for adults.

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  45. Everyone who commented that this guys assuming shit and that the show is innocent is a dumbfuck. The show is NOT innocent by any means. It was originally intended to be an adult stoner show but nickelodeon took it for themselves but if you actually notice it has ALOT of subliminal messages and dirty jokes.

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  46. Don't you think this troll is fat enough?

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  47. The thing is, the kids won't notice those jokes. Only recently did I get the joke from the episode Gary takes a bath when Spongebob pulls out soap, says don't drop it, and winks. They don't get the jokes so no harm done.

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  48. Alright just fucking stop the bullshit about shit

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